How come Chuck Norris' toupee is off-limits? Everyone breaks Shatner's balls, but Chuck's got the ass of a golden retriever on his head and... Hold on... Hon, can you get the door for me? I dunno, I wasn't expecting... <BANG> <scuffle> What the fu... Who are you? I... Oh, shit! <sidekick to head> uhnnn. I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I don... <punches landing> I'm fucking sorry, bro! Let go of my arm OWWWWW!!! FUCK!!!! IM SORRY!! Let me go <arm twisted, humerus breaks> OOOWWWWW, OW, WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm fucking sorry. <whispers> alright, dude. Alright! I'll do it. ALRIGHT!! Mr. Norris does not wear a toupee. Mr. Norris grows hair exactly when and where he wants to.

How come Chuck Norris' toupee is off-limits? Everyone breaks Shatner's balls, but Chuck's got the ass of a golden retriever on his head and... Hold on...

Hon, can you get the door for me? I dunno, I wasn't expecting...

What the fu... Who are you? I... Oh, shit! uhnnn.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I don... I'm fucking sorry, bro! Let go of my arm OWWWWW!!! FUCK!!!! IM SORRY!! Let me go OOOWWWWW, OW, WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm fucking sorry. alright, dude. Alright! I'll do it. ALRIGHT!!

Mr. Norris does not wear a toupee. Mr. Norris grows hair exactly when and where he wants to.