You know, I just can't make any jokes about this.
Women of the world, this is all YOUR fault.
Stop laughing and pointing each time we disrobe! (what, that doesnt happen to everybody?)
Were it not for you and your incessant crying, "Waaaah, it looks like a raisin! Waaaaah, I didn't realize they made those that small, waaaaah, what is that, the trial size? Waaaaaaah, Is that still in its larval stage, cuz im rooting for a crysalis," we wouldn't seek penis enlargement. Think about it!
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