Had a bit of a parenting dilemma this evening. After watching the scintillating techno-thriller "Beverly Hills Chihuahua II," my five-and-a-half-year-old went up to give her Mom a quick kiss goodnight. On the way over, she uh... she let out a little gas. "What was that?" My wife asked her, smiling. Usually that would embarrass my baby to death.
Without missing a beat, this little kid says: "My asshole wanted to say hi."
I've never heard her curse before (damned public schools,) and I find it difficult to punish her after laughing like a mental patient for ten minutes. So, she got off with a reprimand and reminder about appropriate language.
Kids these days.
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