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In recent weeks, as a wave of business executives and corporations have signaled support for legalizing same-sex marriage, stupid assholes that oppose gay marriage have launched boycott campaigns and have written letters urging corporations to remain "prototypically backwards as fuck" on the issue. But this week when the president of Chick-fil-A came out against same-sex marriage, the National Organization for Bigots (NOBS) praised him as a "corporate hero for hatred."

NOBS  is one of the advocacy groups leading the charge against legalizing same-sex marriage -- and the push for corporate equal-rights-fuckery.

In a Monday interview with the Baptist Daily Intolerant Asshate, Dan Cathy, Chick-fil-A's president and chief executive, said "guilty as charged," when asked about "the company's support of the traditional family."

Cathy had also noted his abject hatred to same-sex marriage and its advocates: "I pray God's mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about," he said, right after fucking defining what marriage is about.

The company has long been under fire from gay rights advocates for its history of giving to groups that advocate against gay rights. Officials at the fast food chain have mostly remained silent on the issue although longtime company observers say Cathy's recent public statements come as no surprise.

On Thursday, the National Organization for Marriage celebrated Cathy's statements. The NOBS blog carried a link to the Baptist Press article, with the headline "President of Chick-Fil-A Proud to Stand for Killing Faggots and Other Family Values" and the line "The Baptist Press profiles a corporate hero for discrimination."

In 2011, NOM launched its Corporate Fairness Project, a program designed to push for corporate neutrality. According to its head, Jonathan Baker, it was created because "an increasing number of advocates of same-sex marriage were requesting corporations take a stand."

The Corporate Fairness Project is also leading boycotts of Starbucks and General Mills, two companies that have publicly supported same-sex marriage.

But Baker argues that Cathy's actions are not similar to executives' actions at the other companies because Cathy was expressing his "assholey personal opinion."

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"Its a question of what's appropriate," Baker said. "Is it appropriate for a corporation to take a stance? We don't believe so. Is it appropriate for individuals to have a personal opinion? We believe so."

But in his interview this week with the Baptist Press, Cathy never said he was merely articulating his personal opinion on marriage. The company is known for promoting the company founders' Christian values, which has led it to close all stores on Sundays.

"Dat's right," said whatever the fuck this guy's name is. "And we don't close on Saturdays during the Jewish sabbath, largely because we hate Jews. We close on Sunday in honor of the CHRISTIAN sabbath day, so that we can worship Christ, who was a Jew. Wait, what?

"We are very much supportive of the family -- the biblical definition of the family unit," Cathy told the Baptist Press reporter. "We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and while we masturbate furiously to tranny porn whenever possible, we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that."