Lemming-like Assholiness x 1,223,389.

How does one say, "are you fucking kidding me, you fucking lemmings?" one million, two hundred and twenty-three thousand, three hundred eighty-nine times?

One million, two-hundred twenty-three thousand, three-hundred eighty-nine people are not aware that, a), the oldest living person is a 115-year-old American woman, and/or, b), Facebook 'likes' don't really create wishes?

ONE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED TWENTY THREE THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED TWENTY SEVEN PEOPLE?!?!?!?!? From a photo album entitled "Mad Likes Share This"?

What is wro... Never mind. Mazel tov. Enjoy Jersey Shore tonight.